Just passed the Christadelphian Meeting Hall on my nightly run.
JESUS WILL BE KING ON EARTH.
I glanced left and saw what appeared to be a dwarf from The Lord of the Rings … running. Full length braided hair to his legs. Full beard. Black t-shirt and jeans. Huge biceps. All that was missing was a battle axe and shield.
I swear I haven’t been drinking.
